Saturday, April 27, 2013

NAPFA

PE TESTS ARE HERE TO STAY

CAN YOU OUTSHINE ALL OF THE REST AND CLIMB ON TOP OF THE LADDER OF FITNESS AND REACH FOR THAT GOLD AWARD?

 Recently, I had my NAPFA PE test. It's really discriminating how they categorize all the kids into Gold group, Silver group, Bronze group, or simply no award. Like seriously, you see a horizontally inclined kid in class leap into the air, land with a big thud like an elephant onto the standing broad jump mat, shake your head and immediately tell him:" Dude, sorry, this year you ain't getting any awards." (I'm personally very horizontally inclined)

"OH HOHO, CHER, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER."



 STANDING BROADJUMP

Ah yes, I just don't understand. Why is there such a big difference between the standards of guys and girls. We only need 165cm to ace this but boys need 215cm to do the same. And so, there's this dude in class who geared himself up by swinging his arms vigourously and violently like a helicopter and took off into the air, hands slightly behind him, head tilted upwards, and left foot pointing up like a ballerina. And with the most graceful pointe landing I've ever seen, he's accomplished a whooping 180cm. (Yes, but he still hasn't aced it). Girls in class get into the spread eagle position as if they are sky diving, bend their legs as low as possible and take off like a missile and land off with a mere150cm. I really applaud this dude's ballet skills. So hilarious, yet so amazing. 
 




 

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Good old days

Recently, I had a school suggestion programme where we were to suggest on how to make the school better. And then, all the memories of what the school used to be came flooding back.

Students used to have 2 recesses, or rather 1 lunch break and 1 recess. I still vividly remember the times where I could grab a big steaming bowl of noodles filled to the brim, full with succulent chewy fish balls and crunchy fresh vegetables with savoury soup at an affordable price of just $1.50 without even having to foot and extra bill if I added noodles. I could even get a side dish of a sunny side up with a golden, half liquid yolk with a generous dash of soil sauce dressing just by adding 20 cents more. 

Good were those days where we indulged ourselves in the world of Reader's Digest. How Bethany Hamilton overcame the obstacles of losing an arm in a shark attack and being unfazed by difficulties, she picked herself up and became a surfing sensation. How funny it was for a kid's dad to be dressed as Ariel the Little Mermaid and see him off to school every single day. We would rejoice each month when we hold the newest issue of the Digest in our hands. I still recall the euphoria on each and everyone of my classmates faces and the ambiance of joy in the whole class. It was like the god of joy came to visit us and oopsy daisy, he missed his flight back so he gotta stay longer. xD Similarly, we received copies of National Geographic magazine. We were so engrossed in the articles that every month when the issues came, our teacher had to give up the period for reading, discussion and analysis. My best mate Ashley and I loved those articles so much we read throughout recess, read on the bus, and even in the bathroom. I had missed the last bus home whilst being captivated by the beauty of the formation of identical twins that was reported in Nat Geo one issue. 

Now, I sit in the canteen. In front of me is a bowl of noodles that can barely fill up the base of the bowl with a watery-yellow solid yolk. The fishballs looked like deflated balloons and the vegetables were limp, rubbery and soggy. There goes my daily allowance. I picked up my SoWhat?! magazine and sift through. It's still the same old matters that they discuss. Every issue is about the same and both the entertainment the beneficiary level is markedly reduced. Ashley and I rarely read SoWhat?!. I don't know about her, however, when I read the other magazine that the school has ordered for us ---Asian Geographic, a much better magazine than SoWhat?!, my heart still yearns for an issue of National Geographic. I sigh as I put down the books. Poor juniors, they'll never get to experience the joy of reading and that rush of excitement when a new issue of a long-awaited favourite book comes and the content and pride you have when you are the holder of the newest issue of the book. Gone are the good old golden days, and they shall never return. 

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Bahlahku

Frankly, I've left my previous school for almost three years now. But there's one person that taught me never to judge a book by its cover and that I will never forget even till my dying day.

I was a messy little kid. Ebony locks of hair always danced in the wind as I loved to jump and play around until my hair came loose. I wore a blouse that couldn't take my size any more and a skirt that covered my calves. I had a couple of decayed tooth that were clinging onto my gums like a rock climber grasping onto a cliff for dear life and loved to yell and shout. I wrote a type of cursive no teacher could understand in school and rebelled whenever I saw the need. And sometimes when I felt like it, I skipped bath times and went to school smelling like a pile of old socks. So you could say that I was a living proof of decorum's failure. Or what my friends jokingly referred to me as Barbarian Jan.

And then, came along this dude. He was more of a thug than all the other classmates. His glasses were slanted, dangling only on his right ear. He wore an oversized T-shirt and baggy pants with spills of sauce, mud and sweat. He yelled, screamed, pushed and elbowed classmates whenever he need to and had scabs all over ever inch of skin he had. And we affectionately called him the Bahlahku man (Bahlahku is a local slang for much scars).

Bahlahku man was notoriously known for engaging in fights and destroying school property. [So that's where all his Bahlahkus came from :D ] He was often seen in detention, writing lines by the discipline master's side and chuckling as she snored away happily while we were astounded by his amazing guts to even laugh of someone of such high authority. He pulled the monitor's plaits, cut girls' ponytails when they weren't noticing and tied boys' shoelaces together in a knot. He tore our books and drew on them and, launched a flying pen at our science teacher, which till this date, I still marvel at how he defied the fiercest teacher in the level. He was an outlier, and nobody wanted to associate with him. Everyday in class, he would sketch action figure on his notepad and munch on the M&Ms he had bought from a nearby petrol kiosk. He never, ever handed in any of his homework.

Then this fateful day came. We were on a field trip to the Dairy farm. It was the first goat farm in the country that commercially supplies goat milk to the whole nation. As there weren't enough funds, the school only managed to hire a very small bus with a limited number of seats. Unluckily, I had to sit next to Bahlahku man. I rolled my eyes in annoyance and watched as the rest of the girls in class laughed and chirped how "lucky" I was.

Anger rose in my heart. I could feel my blood boiling and my insides seething hot. I gritted my teeth and boarded the bus. There, I sat crossing my arms as I turned my back on Bahlahku man, grunting as the bus ride continued for eternity.

"Hey," I felt a soft tap on my shoulder. A crystal clear voice called out.

"What do you want?" I asked angrily, not even turning my back to see him.

"Want some ham and cheeze sandwich? Ma made these for me " He extended out an arm filled with scars with a translucent blue lunchbox in his hand. He opened the lid of the lunchbox, revealing minute bite sized melted cheese sandwiches with generous toppings of glazed ham that sat in between two slices of aromatic white bread.

"No thanks." I replied blandly. But deep down, temptation wanted me to take one of those and pop it in my mouth.

"Come on! This is my ma's specialty. You gotta try!" He nudged me gently.

"Fine then." I said via pursed lips. I grabbed one and stuffed in my mouth like a barbarian and chewed with my mouth open. It was a flavour I've never tasted before. A mix of soft, dairy taste and the sweet, chewy ham filled by entire mouth. The bread tasted like wheat that was just harvested, boasting a dash of freshness and aroma.

"How's it?" He beamed.

"It's really good!" I smiled at him and took one more. By the time we've reached Dairy farm, I've finished the whole thing.

"Man, that's good." I smacked my lips and rubbed my stomach in content.

We laughed and chatted all the way through the visit, ignoring all the jeering from our classmates. It was the best learning journey I've had.

When we got back to school, I was waiting for my mom and dad to fetch me home. He handed me a badly crumpled white envelope.

"Janine, promise me you won't open this till you get home."

"Fine, whatever." I replied nonchalantly.

"Alright, see you, soon then!" He beamed and waved as he settled himself into the backseat of his dad's taxi.

"What kind of junk would be in here?" I sniggered. But instead it really amazed me.

It was a handmade card. Though it wasn't all that exquisite (and severely crumpled) as those that were sold in bookshops, but it was still really special. The front was pink, the rims were dotted with hot pink glitter and with red paint, a crooked heart was drawn on the front of the cover.

I opened the card.

"Jan,
I've never had a friend, so I decided with this card that you'll be my first one.
It's not my place here, the teachers and students all hate me
I'm going back to where I belong
But..
 in a few years I'll be the richest man on Earth, you'll see!
Meanwhile,

Would you be my Valentine?"

I threw away the card then, thinking he was this jerk who knows nothing at all and deserves to be hated. But now,


Yes, Bahlahku, I'd be glad to be your Valentine.